i hope rick santorum is walking down the street and someone is walking the opposite way towards him and they both try to go around…
I hope rick santorum eats at his computer and gets a crumb of something lodged under the E key of his keyboard, causing...
buys chicken nuggets...just really wants chicken nuggets. But
some prostitutes...stops at Jack In The Box...drive thru...
I hope Rick Santorum contracts a mild headache and takes some ibuprofen, but it isn’t quite enough to make the headache...
I hope Rick Santorum feels like he has to sneeze all day but can’t Alternatively I hope RIck Santorum finally does...
I hope Rick Santorum gets a call from a telemarketer and they pronounce his name incorrectly and then he has to correct...